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Sherlock is THE BEST roommate in the world!
I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE him so much!!!
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Someone feels Boring.LOL
Clint/Natasha Domestic-ish AU - they’re basically the same but they have a five-year-old kid and Clint owns a diner.
Clint: (on the phone) I love you too, Iron Ass.
Natasha: What does that son of a bitch want this time?
Phillip: Mommy, what’s a bitch?
Natasha: It’s a girl dog, honey.
Phillip: How can Uncle Tony’s mom be a dog?
Natasha: Just finish the cereal Daddy made.
There are a lot of things that I think I don’t have as an actor but I think I have a good imagination. And I think that’s what I’m glad to do.
me:
i'm ugly
me:
i'm sexy
me:
i'm stupid
me:
i'm a genius
me:
i hate people ugh there needs to be another plague
me:
i just adore pEOPLE in general right now
me:
i want to be alone
me:
i feel too lonely i want someone to love me and care for me
me:
i sound like a dying cat
me:
my voice is the sound of sex i should record an album
me:
people hate me and i don't know why
me:
i feel so loved right now i can't even ily all
me:
there are so many things wrong with me
me:
i'm flawless



